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Friday, May 13, 2011

They're going There in the Their pimped out hooptie

Hooray it is Friday!  And I am a poet and did not even know it!

Ok, that was lame.  Give me a break.  I am a little sleepy.  I worked my 15 hour day yesterday on only 4.5-5 hours of sleep.  I would say I am doing pretty darn good.

I am pissed at Blogspot.  It seems to be having some issues with its site today and deleted one of my posts... actually two of my recent posts.  Dammit.

So yesterday at the catering company there was a HUGE event.  Put it this way, there needed to be three of us working on one dessert table alone to keep it stocked and looking pretty.  That is insane.  I got to work more in back yesterday versus clearing tables.  I love working in the back of the house (catering lingo for behind the curtains and out of sight).  I got to help prepare some of the desserts for serving.  I like all that nit picky stuff where I have a moment to calm down and be by myself focusing on my work.  But after about the third hour of work I was ready to go home and get to bed.  The good news was that I was supposed to be working with the 'B' manager yesterday, but instead got to work with an awesome one instead!  Woo hoo!!  Unsure how I won that lottery.  In all honesty though, I did not realize quite how lucky I was until another of the new associates (whom I enjoy working with) came over by me crying.  Apparently 'B' took a bite out of this innocent, hard working victim.  Shark week?!  I guess I do not know considering she looks pregnant, but I do not see a wedding ring... not that that matters now a days (at least according to my roomie...).  I do not understand the irony of someone being downright horrible to other employees while at the same time telling them to 'smile big and be happy and welcoming' to the patrons.  Really?!  Sometimes I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone, or I suppose it is just a case of "do as I say, not as I do". 

I barely made it home and into bed.  My feet were absolutely killing me and getting into the shower to scrub away the sweat of a long day was quite literally painful.

Today I am super excited to be hitting up my first Brewer's game of the year.  Too bad the weather does not feel the need to co-operate.  Bastard.  But regardless, I am not working and looking forward to drinking some beer, sitting on my rump and enjoying my friends.  However, there is a twist to all this (of course there is 'T'!).  Don't ask, but TWPITW (besides yours truly) will be in attendance at this game and in my group.  I will let you know how that situation goes.  Hey, it is all about keeping things interesting.  Am I wrong?!  Don't answer that.

On other fronts: Since deciding to put a hold on dating I have taken myself off one of the two dating sites I was/am on.  I kept myself on the other site for the sheer fun of the games, personality tests, etc that I get to play with when I am bored, but I no longer answer to 'winks' or messages.  But anywho, every now and then you get this World Map of Your Matches.  Here were my most recent results (as if I ever needed confirmation that I need to get the hell out of WI so that I can actually find a mate.  What I found most interesting was that one place I have considered for the move is actually on the list of best places for me!):

Which looks like this:

Best Male Matches by State:

Your Worst States:
 Oregon 55.5
Washington 57.2
California 57.7
Vermont 58.0
Massachusettes 58.1

Your Best States:
Mississippe 64.7
South Carolina: 63.7
North Dakota 63.4
Alabama 62.7
Arkansas 62.4

Your Best Matches by Country:

Your Worst Countries:
United Kingdom 51.6
United States 55.1
Canada 55.6
Ireland 55.6
Austria 56.5

Your Best Countries:
Jamaica 70.1
United Arab Emirates 67.4
Singapore 67.4
Philippines 67.3
Saudi Arabia 66.7

Hmm... I feel these stats may be a little off??  I mean, I could have told you personally that the U.S. was not in the best standing for me to meet men, but... JamaicaSAUDI ARABIA?!  In what cracked out world does my self-righteous, outspoken, opinionated self seem like a lovely match for the Saudi Arabian culture?!  I think I will continue to take my chances with the U.K., the U.S., and Canada (Yah der, hey?).

And in other interesting news: In case you did not already know, I am been deemed a Genius.  I have the test to prove it!  At least in the literary sense of the word... My proof:
 

English Genius

You scored 100%!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!


Spank you very much!
Enjoy your Friday friends!

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