I would :
10. Hire a nutritionist
9. Hire a maid to clean my shower, do my laundry, and vacuum my floor once a week
8. Buy a horse and the land behind my sister's house and make her take care of it
7. Quit my second job
6. Travel to Europe for a month or two... or three
5. Buy a home in Shorewood
4. Buy a Springer Spaniel so I could have a fuzzy running partner
3. Give a large sum of money to research cures for spinal cord injuries so I could see one of the most awesome people I know walk again
2. Give a large sum to the Church in hopes of persuading God to make me a happier person
1. Hire a beautiful whore with great legs and have her carry out TWPITW's biggest fear: Give him the gift of genital herpes.
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